Saturday, January 19, 2008

FUNNY CARTOON LADIES

This is another "theoried" essay-type post about happy cartoon goodness. NOT cartoons by me, however, but by animator heroes of mine! And what's today's topic?

FUNNY CARTOON LADIES


This should be fun!!!!!!

BETTY BOOP
My all-time favorite character, especially in the hands of genius animator supreme Grim Natwick. He drew Betty in the earliest of the early films; the roundest and the cutest, with the funniest animation (plenty of butt slappings!), and with definitely the most personality.


Simply SCRUMPTIOUS!



BETTY IN MOTION
See Betty tap ass!



WATCH THIS CLIP to satisfy your masculine urges!



One of my favorite Betty Boop cartoons is Mysterious Mose, because it contains Grim's best Betty animation ever. Look how amazingly fluid this is:


I love when we get a rare glimpse into the cartoon character's more private life. In "Minnie the Moocher", Betty is suddenly an anguished teenager living with curmudgeony 'ol Mr. and Mrs. Boop!




Unfortunately, as all cartoons had to "grow up" a little bit because of the new set of rules the Hayes Code forced upon Hollywood (which later became today's MPAA), Betty was no exception. Her last batch of cartoons from the late 30s are pretty bland, with stories of Betty doing practically nothing. She's suddenly somewhat of a housewife??


Well, despite a rather short career of truly great films, I'm still Betty's big fan.


MA BEAR


I LOVE Chuck Jones' Three Bears WB shorts. Unfortunately I don't have access to most of them (I think there were 5, or 6?), so I don't have much of a variety of pictures.
But hopefully you know who I'm talking about.
Ma Bear is just hilarious to me. She's so terrificly deadpan, and while loves her family, obviously it seems like she'd rather be somewhere else and is pretty much in her own world most of the time.
Pa and Junyer would crumble without her though. She's the Larry Fine of the group.





But the REAL reason I wanted to mention this character is for Ken Harris' wonderful scene with Ma Bear dancing, in "Bear for Punishment". CHECK IT OUT-

What amazing movements. You can feel the weight of this older saggy bear lady, tap dancing around a stage. Ha!








...and as long as we're talking about characters in rather obscure territories, I might as well mention Beaky Buzzard's mother, Mama Buzzard.
WHATSHA MATTA YOU, KEELER! YOU-A ALWAYS COME-A HOME WITH-A EMPTY FEENGERS!



RED HOT RIDING HOOD
This is pretty much a given. Sure she doesn't do much except get howled at, but the dancing sequences are amazing and smoothly animated by Preston Blair.




Cartoons for men!


Tex Avery knew what the boys wanted to see, that's for sure.


okay... OLIVE OYL!
Eddie is gonna LOVE this part! Olive Oyl is without a doubt the funniest lady of the animated screen.


Tall, lanky, self-centered, EXTREMELY fickle, hilarious clothes, arms and legs that resemble wet spaghetti. Lots of animation n00bs are annoyed by her because they don't seem to realize that Popeye and Bluto's endless quest for the affection of someone like HER is how the entire series has worked for nearly 80 years. If Olive WAS a perfect, cheerful, spicy vixen, it just wouldn't be as fun!



Olive getting pissed = Hilarity!



It's also funny how my top two favorite funny cartoon girls were both voiced by the incredible Mae Questel. And as far as animation goes, Olive's was usually nothing short of astounding in the original Fleischer shorts.





But it doesn't stop there. Olive's the only girl cartoon to get the crap beat out of her on a regular basis, ESPECIALLY being one of the series' protagonists. The Fleischers didn't care!!


Different times indeed.

soooooo freaking funny.


Even though the Popeye series lasted much longer than Betty Boop's, the characters were still quite toned down as time went on. Olive eventually became much more lady-like, plus grew boobies.

And then, well...... uh..

...................wow.


Well, I'll end this on a good note. LOOK AT THE RUN CYCLES IN THIS CLIP!!!!!


Sorry for all the video clips in this post being so choppy and pixelated. YouTube doesn't seem to like videos that have lots of movement in them! So I think that's gonna do it for this post. This all just took me a couple of hours and I'm puh- puh- pooped!

Thanks for reading!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

BOB CLAMPETT CARTOONS SAVE THE DAY!

MAN, that last post I made was a stinker! So I decided to do everyone a favor and post some of my favorite screencaps from some of the greatest cartoons ever made, particularly Bob Clampett's.

I captured ALL these images myself, but toned down the saturation and contrast a little bit on all of the colored photos since they're boosted up a bit too much on the DVDs.
Below- the image on the right is what the DVDs look like, and the image on the left is what I've "fixed" it to. I'm sure it's a heck of a lot closer to what the cartoons actually looked like when they were made, not to mention a bit easier on the eyes, isn't it?


OK DOWN TO BUSINESS. Some of my favorite scenes are below!!!
You know, Bob has directed some of the most fun cartoons ever made. These films are what I can't wait to come home to, and watch over and over... not to mention the beautiful poses in which to copy drawing!


Lookit this expression!




I love how giddy Daffy gets whilst pouring gravy on his naked self. So cute and dirty at the same time!






I think one of the strongest scenes in animation EVER is "Great Piggy Bank Robbery" where Daffy's freaking about his piggy bank being stolen... YOU know the one I'm talkin' about. Anyway, I would totally put up screencaps of that here, but you can find them on practically EVERYONE else's cartoon blogs! ...so I decided to stick to posting stuff that's a bit more of a variety!

...NICE.



MAN what a cartoon take!!



I love when parts of your house become rubber!!!:

OKAY-
Gruesome Twosome is one of the most violent cartoons you'll ever see. GO WATCH IT NOW. It's mind-blowing.





LOVE this guy's nose, and the orifices it enters throughout the film.

Look! Tweety used to be funny!


My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon, ever since I first saw this on a VHS collection when I was 7 or 8, is FALLING HARE. I think this beginning scene, along with the beginning scene in TORTOISE WINS BY A HARE where Bugs rants about Cecil Turtle, is THE BEST animation of Bugs Bunny ever made. We have Rod Scribner and Bob McKimson to thank for these!


What a happy, fun film. Cartoons at their prime.

I LOVE how they draw Bugs like a real rabbit sometimes!





Look at these poses!






As a kid, adults all around me would be all pissed off that I was watching Ren & Stimpy and Rocko, with all the gross veins and bulgy eyes and that kind of stuff that causes kids to go into trauma. But then I discovered that veiny drawings have always been around!

This cartoon in particular I just recently watched for the very first time, while going through my Looney Tunes Golden Collection volumes. It's one of Clampett's earlier works but I'M IN LOVE WITH IT.

It's such an innocent, benign little film, but at the same time there's violence, intoxication and women's underwear, all over the place!






I love these two little guys. I wish they made more cartoons with them! I might be weird, but I also like a lot of other OOOOOLD short-lived characters... Egghead, Gabby Goat, etc.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


OH-KAY...
I could go on and on and on with the screencaps and creepy amounts of obsession that I hold for Clampett and his work. But the last thing I wanna share is from another cartoon I discovered for the first time, on the same disc! "Porky in Egypt"... and this scene with Porky's camel going mad from the intense desert heat has me ROLLING! It's so deranged, especially for a 1930's movie audience! So I've just captured it and uploaded it for you, my beloved reader, to watch.
It looks like it could've inspired the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, where Stimpy's yak is going insane in the middle of nowhere!! What do you think?


Until next time!!!!