Saturday, January 19, 2008

FUNNY CARTOON LADIES

This is another "theoried" essay-type post about happy cartoon goodness. NOT cartoons by me, however, but by animator heroes of mine! And what's today's topic?

FUNNY CARTOON LADIES


This should be fun!!!!!!

BETTY BOOP
My all-time favorite character, especially in the hands of genius animator supreme Grim Natwick. He drew Betty in the earliest of the early films; the roundest and the cutest, with the funniest animation (plenty of butt slappings!), and with definitely the most personality.


Simply SCRUMPTIOUS!



BETTY IN MOTION
See Betty tap ass!



WATCH THIS CLIP to satisfy your masculine urges!



One of my favorite Betty Boop cartoons is Mysterious Mose, because it contains Grim's best Betty animation ever. Look how amazingly fluid this is:


I love when we get a rare glimpse into the cartoon character's more private life. In "Minnie the Moocher", Betty is suddenly an anguished teenager living with curmudgeony 'ol Mr. and Mrs. Boop!




Unfortunately, as all cartoons had to "grow up" a little bit because of the new set of rules the Hayes Code forced upon Hollywood (which later became today's MPAA), Betty was no exception. Her last batch of cartoons from the late 30s are pretty bland, with stories of Betty doing practically nothing. She's suddenly somewhat of a housewife??


Well, despite a rather short career of truly great films, I'm still Betty's big fan.


MA BEAR


I LOVE Chuck Jones' Three Bears WB shorts. Unfortunately I don't have access to most of them (I think there were 5, or 6?), so I don't have much of a variety of pictures.
But hopefully you know who I'm talking about.
Ma Bear is just hilarious to me. She's so terrificly deadpan, and while loves her family, obviously it seems like she'd rather be somewhere else and is pretty much in her own world most of the time.
Pa and Junyer would crumble without her though. She's the Larry Fine of the group.





But the REAL reason I wanted to mention this character is for Ken Harris' wonderful scene with Ma Bear dancing, in "Bear for Punishment". CHECK IT OUT-

What amazing movements. You can feel the weight of this older saggy bear lady, tap dancing around a stage. Ha!








...and as long as we're talking about characters in rather obscure territories, I might as well mention Beaky Buzzard's mother, Mama Buzzard.
WHATSHA MATTA YOU, KEELER! YOU-A ALWAYS COME-A HOME WITH-A EMPTY FEENGERS!



RED HOT RIDING HOOD
This is pretty much a given. Sure she doesn't do much except get howled at, but the dancing sequences are amazing and smoothly animated by Preston Blair.




Cartoons for men!


Tex Avery knew what the boys wanted to see, that's for sure.


okay... OLIVE OYL!
Eddie is gonna LOVE this part! Olive Oyl is without a doubt the funniest lady of the animated screen.


Tall, lanky, self-centered, EXTREMELY fickle, hilarious clothes, arms and legs that resemble wet spaghetti. Lots of animation n00bs are annoyed by her because they don't seem to realize that Popeye and Bluto's endless quest for the affection of someone like HER is how the entire series has worked for nearly 80 years. If Olive WAS a perfect, cheerful, spicy vixen, it just wouldn't be as fun!



Olive getting pissed = Hilarity!



It's also funny how my top two favorite funny cartoon girls were both voiced by the incredible Mae Questel. And as far as animation goes, Olive's was usually nothing short of astounding in the original Fleischer shorts.





But it doesn't stop there. Olive's the only girl cartoon to get the crap beat out of her on a regular basis, ESPECIALLY being one of the series' protagonists. The Fleischers didn't care!!


Different times indeed.

soooooo freaking funny.


Even though the Popeye series lasted much longer than Betty Boop's, the characters were still quite toned down as time went on. Olive eventually became much more lady-like, plus grew boobies.

And then, well...... uh..

...................wow.


Well, I'll end this on a good note. LOOK AT THE RUN CYCLES IN THIS CLIP!!!!!


Sorry for all the video clips in this post being so choppy and pixelated. YouTube doesn't seem to like videos that have lots of movement in them! So I think that's gonna do it for this post. This all just took me a couple of hours and I'm puh- puh- pooped!

Thanks for reading!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

FUNNY KID KOMIX ™

I guess I'll be making a series out of these, if I can think up more.
Who knows. I like doing them, so why not?

Ya'll will let me know if YOU like them, right? :D






Friday, January 11, 2008

LUCKY RABBITS AND NEGRO CHILDREN

When I'm taking a break from my animated short (in progress), these are what I've been doodling!!!
I like the Oswald dvd set. I love whenever he's in a tight spot, he pops his own foot off and kisses and rubs it. For good luck, y'know?
....I LOVE CARTOON LOGIC.




Pixar's ditching their jumping desk lamp for the new mascot that *I* designed for them.

poor fishy


funny kid komix